Season 1 episodes 1/3 and 4

This is what I have so far. Not that much but I'm working on it! Already saw all eps of season 1 and 2 and now I'm going to rewatch for quotes! :D

season 1 episode 1 (Everything Change)


Andy: I walked, I bloody walked!

Andy: CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that!


Gwen: Oh, you met him?

Gwen: You catch aliens? You are an alien catcher?


Jack: That is so welsh! I show you something fantastic, you find fault!


season 1 episode 3 (Ghost Machine)


Owen: Found him! … He's in the phone book!

Owen: I'm not gonna worry you. I'm gonna bloody kill you!


Jack: Alien of course. … Looks like Toys R Us!


Ianto: I believe a state agent pronounce it sploe!


Bernie: Are you going to arrest me?

Jack: No we are not the police

Bernie But I robbed that!

Jack: I know

Bernie: And you gonna rob it back of me!

Jack: So call the cops!


season 1 episode 4 (Cyberwoman)


Jack: Ianto I need to hear those beautiful welsh vowels!

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Random qoutes

Jack: do i show off.
Ianto: just a bit.

Jack: stop at the first sign of trouble.
Ianto: or the first sign of exploding.

Captian john hart: TORCHWOOD not excalibur? blizard? bikini cops? no? torchwood oh dear.

Jack: What are they wrinkles round your eyes.
Captian john: there laugh lines
Jack: must of been one hell of a joke.

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Cyberwoman -- Jack/Ianto/Owen


"Is that all you got? I'm not so easily deleted"


Owen: "You should be dead"
Jack: "I'm the stubborn type"



"You're worse than anything locked up down there. One day I'll have the chance to save you and I'll watch you suffer and die"


"When I want you to think for yourself I'll tell you"

"If she's alive you execute her"


"You like to think you're a hero. But you're the biggest monster of all"
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Cyberwoman -- Jack/Ianto


"What the hell's going on here?!"

"You're a woman!"

"You are fighting the wrong guy!"

"Resisting the urgue to shoot"


"Like you care. I clear up your shit. No questions asked and that's the way you like it. When did you last ask me anything about my life?"

"I love her. Can you understand that Jack? Haven't you ever loved anyone?"

"She's not a monster"
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Cyberwoman -- Ianto/Jack/Lisa


"My boss says I'm not eating enough vegetables"

"I did all I could. I really did"

Ianto: "I promised didn't I?"
Lisa: "And you always keep your promises"

Ianto: "If you harm anyone else, I'll.."
Lisa: "Yes. You'll what?


"Ianto? I need to hear those beautiful Welsh vowels!"


"I'm sorry"


"Ianto, could you work some coffee magic, please?"